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Elephant Whistle

A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.
I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.

Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.

I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.
by slipperymick July 12, 2016
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Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013
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Throwing Elephants

When you are so angry that you want to break something, but you don't want to make a mess, so you decide to throw an elephant (or any other animal) toy/figurine against the wall to release anger
"Dude, did you hear how Kaeding threw the Charger game?" - Bert

"Yeah, I was so pissed, I was throwing elephants!" - Andy
by bertsbot92109 January 21, 2010
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elephant's foot

el-uh-fuhnts fuht

(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"

(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
by ofggerrrt May 11, 2008
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Elephant Leg

Dude, we're gonna get totally ripped if we smoke this elephant leg.
by Roger Beep December 6, 2003
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Elephant Hunting

The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.
John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.
by 666SATAN666 May 17, 2008
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Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.
John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.
by JGottli December 14, 2008
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