Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
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You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny
by Winebich69 March 22, 2017
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Get the Chris mug.A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
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"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
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by Snaked April 5, 2017
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Get the Chris mug.Chris is a guy that people think is a jerk. Don't worry though. He doesn't try to be one. Therefore he is an asshole. He can make jokes and games better than anyone. He likes a lot of girls but is rarely liked back. Often slapped for hitting on them. Loves to see gore, but is scared quite easily. Chris has a strategy for everthing and often uses them for the upper hand. May seem like a tough-ass, but loves plushes and is secretly a weaboo. Often makes sure his hair is perfect even though he denies it. Loves to take breaks to play Nintendo or watch YouTube. Mor of a 2017 11 year old girl than a guy. Has friends and tends to make friend with weird people. Warning. Do not get into fights with Chris. He usually takes the upper hand by using strategies or blackmail. Also ships all of his friends.
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