If someone said "I just found 100$ dollars" your response would be "that's a wet bet" or if they said "I just lost 100$ your response would be "dang man that's a wet bet"
by The wet bet December 27, 2015
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2015
When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.
That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.
by Nirkit! September 05, 2008
by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009
by ColdSauce October 03, 2010
by coolperson21 September 26, 2011
A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.
Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.
Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?
Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.
Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?
Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.
by nb c lo May 26, 2009