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Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast
"Sasha is such a toaster#
by SazH June 10, 2023
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Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday
by Namedtoby March 10, 2020
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Toaster

Many teenagers that question their gender, whether they feel female, male, non-binary or any of the other terms.
Today I'm not feeling Male or Female. Today I identify as a Toaster.
by Toaster 22 December 14, 2022
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Toaster

A electrical device that can be used to make toast from bread also good for going swimming with
Jack should go swimming with a toaster
by Toaster swimmer June 22, 2017
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Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.
P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.
by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018
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Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people
by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017
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Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
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