mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

by edible_freud September 20, 2009

mental arithmetic

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

GTA Mentality

When ones mentality is completely altered by playing too much grand theft auto 5.

Danny: Yo look out you just ran that red light!
Gabe: Its chill man I do this all the time.
Danny: Man you're a victim to GTA mentality

by dmug September 30, 2013

Mamba Mentality

Mamba Mentality is the mentality you have when you keep on trying without giving up.

David: Im almost done
Demmoy: Hurry up why you taking so long to cum it kind of hurts
David: I know but I cant quit its Mamba Mentality

by factualball January 29, 2020

mental whiplash

The feeling one gets after a painful sudden realization that something they once thought is not true.

"I had total mental whiplash when I found out it was Monday. I had thought it was Friday all day!"

"I thought I saw Susie at the mall so I gave her a hug, but she turned around and it turned out that it was just some random dude. Absolute mental whiplash."

by CrescentSunGoddess March 5, 2009

mental neutral

unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.

unable to get the mind 'in gear'

i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.

had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009