by H_TxWn February 6, 2017

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.
Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.
by codabear659 July 21, 2017

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.
Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."
Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"
Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!
Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."
Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"
Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!
Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."
by pops87 March 26, 2010

The ultimate racing driver on xbox live. He can get a bit angry to other players and is normaly joined by an equaly annoying person called who ate all the pies
by The Real Stiggy July 15, 2006

People that don't talk trash behind you.
They actually care for what YOU say.
They never let you down.
They don't hide secrets.
They don't pretend that they're your friends.
They actually care for what YOU say.
They never let you down.
They don't hide secrets.
They don't pretend that they're your friends.
I'm just looking for some real friends, all they do is let me down.
I"m just looking for some real friends,gotta get up out of this town.
I"m just looking for some real friends,gotta get up out of this town.
by Witch Bitchh May 6, 2018

by real good 123 May 18, 2018
