Pony-Taint

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""

Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"

by treemaninmo October 01, 2011

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Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit March 22, 2011

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swampy taint

A taint so unwashed it resembles the scummy bottom of a neglectful fifth grader's fishbowl

I had to stop eating Jessica's ass due to her swampy taint

by willhop_onmydick December 02, 2015

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taint smell

The smell of the taint. Do all taints smell the same?

A:What's that taint smell in here?

B: The taint smell? That would be my sneakers. Sorry.

A: hey bruh bruh, it smells like sweaty sack in here.

B: smells just like my taint!

A: cool!

by Sniffsniff July 27, 2014

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