Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 09, 2021

President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

Desk President

In a desk group at school you vote for the president vice president and caretaker/maid. A desk president makes all final decisions of the desk group.

Hes the Desk president?? I dont agree with that!

by IM THE CARETAKER April 24, 2019

1d for president

1 d for president is a term of expression when one is smart at geography it can also simultaneously be used as a way of describing a Harry styles fan

god you are very 1d for president today!

by Simoncowbell April 30, 2022

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble February 01, 2024

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

ghost president

The person in the background who is really making all the decisions. You rarely see him and don't hear from him but he is persuading the President in the direction of his preference. The mind behind the face.

Trump may be the face of the president but Bannon is the ghost president working through him.

by 1hellova1 February 16, 2017