Skip to main content

gutter noodling

Fondling someone from behind while they are completely oblivious
Damn Jana, stop gutter noodling me I'm watching tv!
by bmx_2k15 June 9, 2017
mugGet the gutter noodlingmug.

Cum gutter

Someone who drinks copious amounts of cum
Steve- Oh my god, Austin is such a cum gutter

Bob- Ya, that guy guzzles all the cum
by TheCumMan69 January 18, 2022
mugGet the Cum guttermug.

Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time
Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session
by The Space Jew January 11, 2019
mugGet the Gutter-timemug.

Gutter Plugger

Someone who prefers initiating anal sex over vaginal intercourse for the pure purpose of seeing the recipient in pain and discomfort.
He was well-known amongst his social circles as a Gutter Plugger because of his insatiable anal appetite and desire for others discomfort.
by TheCircus October 12, 2016
mugGet the Gutter Pluggermug.

Gutter gluten hussy

That gutter gluten hussy can have him. He's a slut anyway .
by L Roberts May 28, 2017
mugGet the Gutter gluten hussymug.

Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
mugGet the Gutter Cushionmug.

Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
mugGet the Gutter Breedermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email