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The Faceless

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A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
by Aaron Liao January 11, 2009
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The Facebook Paradigm

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The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.
by fluvial March 4, 2010
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The Facebook Hypocrite

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The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
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The Faceless

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A Los Angeles technical death metal band that makes you wanna play drums real bad.
At the Faceless show:

Scenester: "They don't even like wear girl pants or have their hair the way I like it.. I don't know why The Faceless is so popular"

Guy with a King Crimson shirt: "That's because they keep themselves out of the trendy deathcore genre by utilizing a lot of progressive time signatures, guitar voicings and jazz elements to create a unique style. They don't have enough 'br00t@1' breakdowns for you to understand, kid."
by Aaron Liao February 4, 2008
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Feeling of the faces

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Also known as the "fof's". That time when you are uncomfortably high and you feel as if everyone in the room is just staring at you. This feeling can get quite uncomfortable unless you have others around you who are familiar with this feeling and you can immediately express your concerns with them.
"I was high as balls last night and was enjoying myself until I realized everyone was giving me the feeling of the faces"
by Margeie October 2, 2011
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The Facewash

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When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.
As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"
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Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
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