Spartan

A spartan is another term used for a junior soldier in the british army with his or her service number beginning with 300... these individuals usually contain superior fighting skills, transgender mind powers and the physique a jedi would crave to have, they are usually deployed in far regions such as Afghanistan and their bravery is typical in the company that they keep.

SSM: Service number?

Tom: Spartan 46088

SSM: ...What??!!

Tom: Sorry Sir, 30046088

by Sierra Papa LASH August 4, 2010

Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

spartanic

Someone who never fits in but fits in everywhere.

That guy is Spartanic

by Spartanic Syndr July 27, 2016

Spartan

someone who thinks they are living the film 300 in their everyday lives. they often focus on bodybuilding and making sure their bodies are healthy in an effort to hide a small penis. enjoys masturbation and discussing it in groups

im a spartan i crack one off on the hour every hour

by Spaaaartan May 13, 2008

spartak

adhs

Spartak has ADHS.

by INDERE November 26, 2017

SpartanJames

The coolest mofo on CC.

Damn look... it's SpartanJames!

by Gawd October 8, 2004

Spartan

Someone is is extremely badass to the point that it is almost funny. They lack a manline and are so chiseled that it looks fake.

Tiffany is such a fuckin Spartan!

by shelovessomeone September 7, 2007