Sports page

The only part of the news paper that black males read.

Sports page

by MClements March 4, 2009

penis sports

Any activity involving the male penis. Typically as a competition of size, speed, or endurance.

Jeff and I had a hard Night of penis sports, dick jousting was one of the main events.

by 4r64 August 29, 2016

Sporting Lisbon

Winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

Sporting Lisbon is winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

by urmomiguess August 26, 2021

Sports Illustrated

Something this isn't.

"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit

by So fucking sick of that guy. January 17, 2005

white sports

Inferior sports watched mainly by the white population of North America (e.g. American football, basketball, ice hockey, and baseball). The main audience of these sports are generally low i.q individuals such as rednecks. In typical fashion, Americans think they are the best sports in the world but the rest of the world couldn't care less because they are too busy watching real sports like association football, field hockey, cricket, and tennis.

Peter: Damn, look at all these retarded people watching handegg
Sean: What are you talking about man, football is the best.
(Peter smacks Sean on the face)
Peter: Shut the fuck up. These white sports are garbage. Come, lets watch some real football.

by Macdaddypooty October 9, 2016

erection sports

the erection sports are an exclusive range of sports designed just for men.like erection tennis when you would use the erected penis to hit the ball or erection rock climbing when you would use only the penis to hold you up.these are classed as extreme sports and obviously the longer the better. every single thing that is humanly possible can be turned into an erection sport

"hey henrybear do you want to come with me and the boys to play a little erection roulette"
"Oh i dont know Charles"
"Oh come on, erection sports never hurt anybody"

by a falling cow July 30, 2009

Sports Goggles

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 3, 2008