Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

shite

"Shite" is the Gaelic word for "shit". It's used in any context "shit" can be used in.

Shite! I forgot to do my homework!

by Moonstruck220 July 22, 2008

Shite

One of the two main branches of Islam, the other being Sunni. The majority of people in Iraq and Iran are Shite muslims, but the Shite muslims are vastly out-numbered in the world by the Sunni. The Sunni believe Mohammad should have picked his own successor, the Shite believe it should have been Ali, the nephew of Mohammad, so they have been killing each other for about 700 years now over this.

The Shites, once an oppressed minority in Iraq, now control the government, and have increased the influence of the Iranian Shites in the Middle-East.

by nicodagger March 2, 2009

shite

substitute for shit

Shite! i forgot to tell him.

by D5 January 29, 2003

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

Shite

A little bit shit.

"The train does not come for another 45 minutes".

"Well that's shite".

by Urban Exec July 15, 2016

spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.

Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.

by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011