speed limit

a thing not existing on most german autobahns (highways)

"wanna see my new porsche doin' 280 km/h?"
"i'd shit my pants for it! what about the speed limit?"
"ever seen a porsche with speed limit? fool..."

by bitcholai.deluxe October 04, 2005

speed bugs

often when people are on meth or any stimulates, they will feel little creatures walking, or running across there skin.
This really is just your nerve endings being over stimulated.

I've been tweakin, so long I have speed bugs.

by goddered69 January 13, 2010

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype July 06, 2005

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc March 29, 2012

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 16, 2017