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Speed Trap

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When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.
Sorry I'm late man, I got stuck in a Speed Trap.
by Dr. Whitmire June 8, 2011
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speed bag

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To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 9, 2006
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Human Speed Bump

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A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 22, 2008
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speed turdin'

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the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010
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Speed Limit

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A little white sign that scares the living daylights out of most drivers, causing them to clog up the fast lane and make me late for work.
"I'm trying to pass these slow drivers so I can get to work on time, but this guy is going the Speed Limit in the fast lane. Get over on the right you cornhole!"
by likeasumBOdee December 18, 2012
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speed limit 18

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an up-and-coming indie pop band with a lot of potential and a lot of passion
Speed Limit 18 is the best! I love Speed Limit 18!
by Oliver Sachs May 28, 2020
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speed bag

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A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.
I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.
by Jack Dawson December 23, 2007
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