Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

Snow Gay

When two bros who are snowed in resort to acts of homosexuality as a means to pass the time.

Dirk didn't normally want to fondle men, but if snowed in for long enough he'd be Snow Gay for any of them.

by Dirk Woodly February 15, 2019

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

ben snow

cunt

“you’re such a ben snow”

by curtis2537 December 17, 2018

Snow Sexual

Someone who is deeply in-love with Snow White.

I love Snow White. I am Snow Sexual

by sawyerrduv March 19, 2021

snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 14, 2010

snow-stream

when there's four frickin snowstorms in march

martha, I'm like sick of this like frickin snow-stream! like there's like basically like literally like, no like spring break like at all like anymore

by snacc March 30, 2018