Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

Gender-snatching

To snatch a gender from a carbon-based organism's body.

Dude! Did you hear about that alien going to around gender-snatching while people were in the shower?

by SadisticHyena December 8, 2020

snatch cheddar

Any currency that has been inside a vagina.

I spent the snatch cheddar I got from that stripper on a kit-kat.

by chadder1234 July 20, 2011

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

by D's Girl June 14, 2014

snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.

Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Snatch Doctor

Gynecologist

I gotta take my bitch to the Snatch doctor.

by Herb Nasty June 27, 2018

Tango Snatch

When an already attractive girl questionably decides it would be an improvement to liberally apply fake tan, ending up looking like a human satsuma.

Looks like Tango Snatch has hit the bottle again.

by Delfonic May 6, 2020