A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.
The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
by Squealpiggy October 1, 2005
Get the happy slap mug.A combination of a "dutch oven" and "bitch slap", wherein one releases flatulence into his or her own hand and proceeds to "bitch slap" an opponent. The smell is horrendous.
by The Lone Appendage June 12, 2009
Get the dutch slap mug.Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
Get the slapping the meat mug.I have never heard of this term, but the definition that the other dude gave is totally and utterly wrong. 1st Bulgaria was under Ottoman rule during the 1700s and they had rebellions on their mind and not how to slap each other w/ their "wangs". 2nd, Bulgaria NEVER had dukes. The nobility is called in a very different way.
by Georgi Evtimov March 4, 2007
Get the Bulgarian Slap mug.John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
by Shamingo June 18, 2011
Get the Slapping the monkey mug.Waiting for the perfect moment before you climax, then dick slapping her in the face. If ones right it leaves behind a trail of slime like slapping someone with a eel.
Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.
by YabingYang November 28, 2016
Get the Eel Slap mug.To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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