sheet cud

From the ancient Latin ... The stuff left on the sheets after sex (i.e. fucking).

Darling, could you please lick off the sheet cud before frying a pound of bacon.

by Dr. Marcus McClure November 4, 2004

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009

the shaster

the act of placing a turkey baster in one's anus and farting into in, capturing the fart, and then shooting the fart in someone else's nostrils. It is a combination of the words shit and Baster.

Tommy is giving everybody around here the shaster

by Jorge shastermaster February 18, 2008

penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

shasta

a cheap brand of soda
a girl described as being cheap or easy

Wow, I wonder how Francesca gets all those guys?
Because she's a shasta! Duh!!!

I only have a few cents and i'm really thirsty!
Buy a can of Shasta!!!

by ERH January 11, 2009

Dookie sheet

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

sheather

A sheath is synonym for foreskin. A sheather is a person poseesing the foreskin.

Dave pulled down his pants and everyone saw his sheather. The skin was floppy like an old man.

by David Chernard September 26, 2005