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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
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Sheet it and Yeet it

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it
by whoDunnit2 October 5, 2020
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Sheeting

The action of shitting and eating at the same time.
Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024
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Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
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Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.
Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!
by Trail head girl October 14, 2022
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Squirt Sheets

Noun.

The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,

That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Cascading Style Sheets

Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a style sheet language used for describing the presentation of a document written in a markup language.1 Although most often used to set the visual style of web pages and user interfaces written in HTML and XHTML, the language can be applied to any XML document, including plain XML, SVG and XUL, and is applicable to rendering in speech, or on other media. Along with HTML and JavaScript, CSS is a cornerstone technology used by most websites to create visually engaging webpages, user interfaces for web applications, and user interfaces for many mobile applications.
Cascading Style Sheets

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>

<head>

<meta charset="utf-8">

<style>

#xyz { color: red; }

</style>

</head>

<body>

<p id="xyz" style="color: blue;"> To demonstrate specificity </p>

</body>
</html>
by Pichuuni June 9, 2017
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