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Sanderpism Karma

The oldest religion known to man. Sanderpism Karma is usually just refurred to as Sanderpism. Sanderpism uses the basic principles of Karmic justification but one is hit by a far greater karmic force then the dosed out. Sanderpism Karma is the greatest religion ever and all members concider themselves elitests and believe other religions are stupid. Sanderpism Karma is the worship of Herp Herp Sanderp, the godess of all. Sanderp is also sometimes seen as a fertility goddess in Hindu lore and has 14 penises as well as 5 boobs, each nipple representing a sex. Sanderp is also believed by her followers to have been the one who truly created the Tajma Hall as well as the Kahma Sutra.
"What religion do you follow?" " SANDERPISM KARMA MO FUCKA! What about you?! WAIT ITM DONT MATTER BITCH NO MATTER WHAT IT IS IT SUCKS DONKEY DONG"
by Sanderpist Schollar November 4, 2011
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Sander

When a man has facial hair stuble and grinds it into a chicks snatch.
I was munching on Sally's snatch a gave her a Sander with my chin. She was excited.
by Congo May 10, 2005
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Neil Sanderson

That one money hungry snake in Three Days Disgrace that is exploding with arrogance and is obviously in a relationship with Matt fuckboy Walst.
Don't touch his money or Neil Sanderson will slither after you and hunt you down because money is all he cares about .
by Asonia Soldier April 6, 2017
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Sankers

A word used to warn anyone else in the room that you will be needing your seat back. If sankers is not called, your seat is forfeit.
I'm thirsty! SANKERS!
by kol-min September 25, 2003
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Sander

This is the defender, the man, the egyptian god, chad himself and many others.
This person is not in the beta race nor the sigma or alpha he's higher than that, he's in the unamed race only gods can name it.
The real Sander's you can only find in Europe anything else has to be a wannabe. There are fake Sander's out there you gotta watch out for (Alexander, Sanders, Xander). But the real and valid Sander's are usually named Sander or Sandro.
Men with the name Sander are godly beings these are the original human beings god tried to create long ago.

These beings are more speacial than any other being.
Person 1: "Look at that man, I've never seen such a perfect man in my whole entire life!"
Person 2: "I think we just met a Sander!!"
by HatakeVR November 22, 2021
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Luke Saunders

Luke Saunders is a particularly intelligent guy originating from hinchingbrooke hospital and further moving to buckden, through out his childhood, Luke became heavily interested in Xbox and proceeded to play this until realizing his lack of girlfriends. Luckily however, Luke came across a stunning young girl; Velveteen and he proceeded to like her for serveral months before going out with her, breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up, then going out with her again, then breaking up and is currently going out with her. Luke is particularly talented in the art of masturbation and it is said that he can ejaculate at four times the speed of light. Luke also happens to own a six pack and a stunning hair style. Luke attracts women within the second and as such, gets only the finest girls. velveteen.
Luke Saunders- Hey xx
Girl- OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES!

Luke Saunders- Wuup2 babe? xx
Girl- THINKING ABOUT YOU AND MASTURBATING!!! xx
by Pete12323 October 23, 2012
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Rikki Sanderson

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BERGERAC!
" KHRUM ! " afdasf awqawf sdfs ghrtsxhbcyv hgcx
by D.O.P January 15, 2005
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