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Dirty Sanchez

Trump mocked Florida Gov. Ron DeSantisfinally debuting a nickname, 'Ron DeSanctimonious'. Ron returned the favor by giving Donny a Dirty Sanchez.
DeSanctimonious Ron DeSantis stuck his red finger in Donny's ass, then giving him a Dirty Sanchez.
by Dr. Donny Oz November 6, 2022
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Nervous Sanchez

One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.
Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .

Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.

I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!
by nervousanchez July 11, 2011
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katie sanchez

It’s when you take your finger and slide it across the buthole of someone named katie and then rub it on her upper lip.
I gave katie a katie sanchez.
by The dude’s December 21, 2021
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Dirty Sanchez

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.
I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.
by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011
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Vix Sanchez

when you put some vix on your finger and rub it across your upper lip.
Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.
by HelzAngel September 10, 2011
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El Sanchez

After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.
Ya man, I totally turned that chick over and El Sanchezed her!
by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.
Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.
by nightshift001 August 13, 2014
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