samuel

a tiny smart bitch who is friends with a giant cockface

samuel is gay

by yo a bitch June 13, 2019

Samuel

VERY GAY LIKE EXTREMELY GAY.

Tiny peepee

Person One: Wow Samuel is gay

Person 2:Yeah lol

by Leftie64636 March 2, 2020

Samuel L. Jackson

The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration

What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?

Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.

by stinger98249 June 17, 2008

Samuel

A really cool depressed kid on the verge of suicide

Wow samuel is a retard and should kill himself

by Adewmar October 9, 2018

Samuel

Small dick loser. Needs to get a life :) ily sam

Samuel is so dumb

by Chloeandcharlee April 3, 2017

Samuel

A demonic guy, who loves to preach the word of satan

Samuel:

“Asghabarabaraba”

by R.B__ January 18, 2019

Samuel

A fucktard who likes to play Roblox and is a nerdy blonde kid who tries his best to get a girlfriend but always gets "friendzoned". He always acts as if he was okay with it but never is. Most of the time he will like a girl Sydney and have a MASSIVE crush on her but will never admit it because he is scared he might get friendzoned. He also has a fetish for armpits and assholes which is really fucking disgusting and worse than foot fetishers.

Person 1:is that Samuel?

Person 2:Ya, but don't try to get close to him because he has mouth diarrhea and cant stop talking about roblox

Person 1: Man this dude is retarded

by Kitsqndkatslover December 1, 2019