sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.

person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"

by Asher. June 30, 2021

Sus Monkey

Used to describe a person that is displaying homosexual behavior, usually being very descriptive about homosexual intercourse. May only apply to males.

Person 1: I want James Charles to stick his dick in my ass and squirt so I’m farting Elmer's Glue for a week.

Person 2: What the fuck quit being a little Sus Monkey dude gross.

by erytzz January 30, 2021

darron su

The sexiest man alive

Darron Su is pretty sexy

by The hoy ya February 12, 2018

Su Doku

the process of breaking an anal and mental sweat while in a public or private lavatory

How many times do you Su Doku a day?

That fat man needs to Su Doku.

by Joshua Minarcik May 8, 2008

Je-SUS

WHEN THE CHRISTIAN IS SUS DING DING DING DING DING DING, DI DI DING

Person: hey that christian is actin' kinda sus
Person 2: you could say that he is Je-SUS
Person: get the fuck out of my line of sight

by JMPDefinesthings March 30, 2022

Sus Bus

someone really suspicious or creepy

yo do you see that guy creeping thats a sus bus

by nwasc September 30, 2012

JE SUS

Jesus is sus, of the man named Judas who is trying to KILL him.

There is one imposter among them.

je SUS he is very SUS

by eutrophication September 28, 2022