Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!

Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!

by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023

turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

by woodster4life March 12, 2009

borg steaming

the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness

that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming.

by antman2121 July 28, 2009

swapnote streaking

The act of taking a picture of yourself naked with your 3DS and sending it to people you pass by via Streetpass

Ned: Did you see that picture sent via StreetPass
Todd: Yeah that guy must have some balls!
Ned: At least you can be fully clothed when swapnote streaking.

by Barbituatian November 1, 2013

inexternally screaming

A state of internally and externally screaming, mainly associated with fangirling or extreme rage.

As soon as I saw the poster of my favorite character, I started inexternally screaming.

by Psychotic_dweeb July 7, 2017

Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!

My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.

by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019