Shastinated

When a girl is lying on the bed and a man is on top with his back to her face having a pull. He then leans over blows his load on her twat and lets rip with some explosive diarrhea at the same time to splatter all over her face.

Andrew was getting his rocks off with Carol and then he leaned forward and shastinated her.

by # 6 Blanka February 12, 2009

shat

- Past tense of taking a shit.

- I just shat myself.

by taxi service July 8, 2009

Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

shat

To try and fart but accident shit

Jeff: I need to fart bad
Bob: Then fart
Jeff: No, last time I shat myself

by Bigguy001 July 27, 2006

shat

a pastense verb used to describe the passing of fecal matter. Also, shitted

A dog shat where you're standing.

by Ninja_Joebei May 25, 2003

shat

Accentuated form of the word "shit" used in hilarious contexts in place of the word "shit". This word was invented by the great ass-master Eugene Wong. Other words he invented include indoid, indoidly, au au, quite quite, and more...

Shat shat! I can't believe my ass is on fire.

by Eugene Wong September 15, 2003

shat

another way of saying "shit"

Oh shat! Where's my car, nigga?

by Helix_297 April 22, 2006