ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.

I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.

by KKPresident November 30, 2015

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The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you

Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich

by You'remother November 8, 2013

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brown sandwich

The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.

Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.

"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."

by Bweahns December 19, 2008

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girth sandwich

When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration

Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.

by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018

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Zajicek Sandwich

(V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a short time frame. AKA sloppy thirds from yourself...

You go to a party and you fool around with a girl. The next night some guys fools around with the same girl; the first guy fools around with the girl that same night. This ends up being the Zajicek Sandwich...

by Ron Diaz February 17, 2009

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