Ryan

A doucher who does not know what time management is.

Also fails at meeting time requirements.

Dude, you're such a fukin Ryan.

by tehorsmness July 8, 2009

Ryan

a fagget who is a bitch and cant get with a girl

Lady-That kid is such a ryan.

by earl the pearl1234q2456342234r324324 May 16, 2008

Ryan

A very ugly teenage boy that looks like a girl. A Ryan is someone who you are embarrassed to be seen with or associated with. Being called a Ryan is a huge insult.

"Oh my god that kid is so disgusting looking."
"Yuck he's such a Ryan."

"Hey who's that girl with your sister over there?"
"That's her boyfriend...He's a Ryan."
"......Oh"

by Shocks February 25, 2010

Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

Ryan

Ryan is the hottest bitch around and and as the biggest ass in the industry. He is extremely loyal to his girlfriend and will do anything for her and his friends. He will always chase his dreams and get the fucking job done. Amen is what a Ryan would say to this.

Girl: “hey Ryan wanna go out with me”
Ryan” naw bitch I gotta an amazing beautiful girlfriend already”

by SUCKA duck April 13, 2020

Ryan

See also: cuk, cunt, mudbunny, shrimping, shum dumpster, p-town ham wallet.

I cannot even stand how much of a Ryan he is being right now...

by LardsUlcerich May 20, 2018

Ryan

Most likely on probation.

Ryan has a meeting with his probation officer today at noon.

by Kelz060707 August 21, 2020