russell sears

Hottest person alive

Hey did u see Russell sears at basketball, he was so hot I thought I was gunna melt

by Sjfjv January 21, 2018

Russell

A self deprecating chef from Lancaster, Pa who truly ain’t shit. He kinda cooks good food tho. He’s completely disassociated and has a hard time holding even simplest conversations with the people he used to call his friends.

Yo! Are you okay? You’re being a complete Russell rn.

by RobotDick69691125 November 23, 2021

Russell

If you know someone with this name, Russell, count yourself lucky. They are totally awesome dudes. They are smart, dedicated, honest, talented, fun, wise, goofy, dorky, nerdy, funny, sexy, caring, romantic, thoughtful, tender AND cute. They make the best husbands!

It means Red haired and fox like. So if you meet a ginger named Russell, well that’s just like, luckier than finding a unicorn pooping a four leaf clover under a horseshoe help up by a leprechaun!

Also, well, they are almost always very well endowed so there’s that.

If you meet a Russell, you should never, and I repeat, never ever let them go. They should be a permanent fixture in your life as a friend, member of your framily or lover. TRUST!

Russell is the sexiest name, and they are are always so hot!

by Sexy manwich April 12, 2021

green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth

Yo, I got green russelled last noght.

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

throbbing russell

A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.

I take a throbbing Russell once a day for health.

by MattLikesScotch December 7, 2013

Russell

An Simp who fucks people on Roblox.

Because he can't get no pussy in real life.

Russell is so bad

Yeah, he swallows dick

by xKxbain May 19, 2020

Russell

Stupid fag retarded bitch synynom of down syndrome needs to wear glasses lips look like he drinks toilet water opposite of most definitions on here annoying doesnt know how to shut up unfunny stupid hated by everyone in the class idc if u dislike this

person 1: Russell has down syndrome.
Person 2: no shit! Sherlock.

by lussiantherussianguy January 10, 2024