Runner

A Runner is a guy that will lie about being married, go home with anyone and sleep with him/her, then go back to his wife because he feels "guilty... that she will find out". A runner is a guy that will never be satisfied in any relationship, in any job, with any dinner or drink, and uses his family's successes to look smart. A runner seems charismatic at first, but very soon he seems shallow, and pretty fake.

Friend 1: I met a guy last night who seems really cool, but I just saw him at a store and he completely ignores me.
Friend 2: You should forget him. That guy is nothing but a runner. He's with his wife, and doesn't want her to know. He's going to run from her too.

by f-r-a-n-n-ie August 29, 2015

runnering

It's a fun way of saying Running. It is a recently found slang word use in the DFW metroplex!

I think i left the water runnering?

Did i leave the water runnering?

by into the woods April 30, 2016

ruhnar

Really sexy young man with dirty blonde hair and greenish gold eyes.

he deserves the world and will inevitably be successful in life
-totally legit definition, joanna didnt write this

ruhnar is a cool doodddddd

by hohohomarrychristmas August 6, 2017

Runner

An individual who sells drugs for himself or an organization.

Im outta town these week hit up my runner if you need a bag.

by Lil Zaddy July 11, 2017

runner bang

A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.

"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"

by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

rübner

Rübner is the coolest last name in the world. Everyone in the Rübner family are pumped AF.

- Dude he is hot
-He's gotte be related to Rübner

by johnny gade April 3, 2018