Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010

Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Douyin Robot

Any foreign user of Douyin who fails to blink during their videos.

That guy always turns his head sideways and NEVER blinks during his videos - what a Douyin Robot!

by Mr. Lu'an November 22, 2021

Robot Head

The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.

Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.

by themanofmanwords July 11, 2017

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023