the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014

The Real Eel

The act of being vaginally or anally fucked with a live electric eel.

Getting a hard stiff cock in his ass just isn't enough anymore....Mikey needs the Real Eel.

by TAJ acme September 21, 2009

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

Not a real place

A phrase used in response to outrageous occurrences or idiotic actions.

Guyana is not a real place.

by Redman592 April 5, 2021

Real Good

the correct way to open a carton of milk

‘Twist it real good’

by real good 123 May 18, 2018

Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

by foot_ballfan August 5, 2023