real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 9, 2018

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

THE REAL STIGGY

The ultimate racing driver on xbox live. He can get a bit angry to other players and is normaly joined by an equaly annoying person called who ate all the pies

All we know is that he is called THE REAL STIGGY

by The Real Stiggy July 15, 2006

real chops

Synonym for real ralk, fo' real, I'm serious, not joking, etc etc.

Real chops, you ever fuckin' cheat on me again and we're over.

by Yoyo3Stacks March 1, 2008

Real Talk

Usually used to denote a conversation involving very serious or personal matters.

*Friend 1 just finishes talking about the state of his grandfather's deteriorating health with Friend 2*

Friend 1: I'm sorry for bringing down your mood with this conversation. That's not why I came here. Enough real talk and let's grab a drink.

by G-Man8776 June 16, 2014