lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.

"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."

by Whonose!? April 15, 2024

vsauce question

A Vsauce question is a question that questions reality, derived from popular and arguably the best YouTuber VSauce who commonly says it (Examples include: "Or is it?" "Or is he?" "Or was it?")

VSauce: The nuclear codes are with you, Mr President
President: Yes, yes
VSauce: OR IS IT?
President: OH NO ONE OF THE VSAUCE QUESTIONS!! WAIT WHERE IS IT!!!

by DictionaryDecimator July 5, 2024

yellow question-mark

Da "pee-pattern symbol" in da snow dat gets created by da natural movement of yer "nozzle" --- i.e., da urine-stream "starts out strong" and initially lands several feet away due to yer full and "pressurized" bladder, gradually progresses around in a sideways-curve, and then forms a straight line back towards you as da stream-force tapers off and so yer lulu progressively droops till it's eventually pointing almost straight downwards; it then makes a final separate "dot" of yellow in da spot just ahead of yer feet when you perform a "sphincter stripping" --- i.e., you tense yer bowel-muscles to "get out da last of it" --- at da end.

When visiting friends' houses where there is often a bit of a line to da WC and so I may need to unobtrusively "take it outdoors", I always move a few feet away from da porch before taking a whiz, so dat I don't gross anyone out by their finding a yellow question-mark too close to where they'd need to walk.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

Andres Questions

When someone questions your current or future actions that minorly benefit yourself.

"I was working on a part i was assigned. Than Andres Questions me about it.

by Mr. Of All Mr.'s February 26, 2026

Genuine Question

When you’re trying to get dealt into a blackjack game but the dealer keeps ignoring you.

I’m asking a genuine question, deal me in.

by GenuineAJ March 19, 2026

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Terrence Question

A term used to describe a question that is asked at an inappropriate place or time, often perceived as foolish, irrelevant, or unnecessary. It tends to disrupt the flow of conversation and may cause discomfort or frustration among those present.

Example: "Asking about someone's weekend plans during a serious business meeting is a classic Terrence question."

by bakerloo February 22, 2025