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man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound
Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef
by luckykorn January 4, 2010
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Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009
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Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.
by 2004WMain December 19, 2008
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Queef-Quiche

Is a quiche of made mostly out of egg and queef. (Vaginal Flatulance...)
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When a person queefs in another's face and says: "Enjoying the Queef-Quiche?"

"Hey Simon - Pass the queef quiche!"

"Another slice of queef quiche thank you!"

"Whats your favorite type of quiche? - Queef, of course!"
by Dr Queef Sneefer August 9, 2009
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queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.
Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.
by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006
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Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.
'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'
by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009
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ultra-queef

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.
"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"
by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009
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