pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.

Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

to pope someone

Unexpectedly whack someone's hand in a mix of anger and fear.

– The pope poping the believer's hand was a surprise to everyone.
– Ho my gosh, have you seen how Brian poped Alfred's hand? I've never seen him acting like this!
– To pope someone is never well received.

by RedTurnip January 3, 2020

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021