Poop streaker

When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.

Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!

by Mtyzeidy August 27, 2015

poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 27, 2006

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

poop smith

A character on HomeStarRunner.Com who doesn't say anything, he just shovels poo all day.

The Poop Smith really isn't a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.
-Home Star Runner

by Carlito October 18, 2004

Poop Axe

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

nigger poop

An aborted fetus of African descent.

Person 1 - FUCK I MISCARRIED
Person 2 - LOL look at that mf nigger poop

by JeremiahChurds December 12, 2018

poop smile

The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.

Ryan: why you smiling?

Josh: I'm pooping bro.

Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.

Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.

Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!

Other:

Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?

Tonya: yeah why?

Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.

Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!

Courtney: game on bitch!

by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013