Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
by Faceplant307 October 25, 2015
When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.
Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!
by Mtyzeidy July 28, 2015
Poop Scar is similar to a skid mark in that it is a fecal stain which appears in one's underwear due to poor wiping or an explosive fart. The difference is that a Poop Scar will remain after washing the under garment.
by PoopScarFan December 15, 2015
by Carlito October 19, 2004
by Gunt Slammer June 23, 2011
An aborted fetus of African descent.
by JeremiahChurds December 13, 2018
The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.
Ryan: why you smiling?
Josh: I'm pooping bro.
Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.
Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.
Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!
Other:
Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?
Tonya: yeah why?
Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.
Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!
Courtney: game on bitch!
Josh: I'm pooping bro.
Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.
Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.
Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!
Other:
Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?
Tonya: yeah why?
Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.
Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!
Courtney: game on bitch!
by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013