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A poor bassplayer who's playing usually consists of open strings. If you gave a normal person on the street a bass, and asked him to play Pete Wentz bass lines, he could probably master it in 5 minutes. AKA All walk, no talk, he can swing around and dance with his bass, but can't play it.
Poser: DUDE! I CAN PLAY FALLOUT BOY ON MY BASS!
A real bassist: So can my retarded grandma, it's not that hard. Pete Wentz is a crybaby emo who can't play anything.
Poser: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE STANDS FOR TRUE LOVE and all that shit.
by Team Kantonen October 29, 2006
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Pete

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adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole
Did you see that guy Pete?!

Man that guy needs to stop peteing
by herblax11 March 16, 2009
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The bassist of Fall Out Boy. He is the least deserving of fame, fortune, and love, and is completely unappreciative of his success. All the so called "fame" he has gotten has gone to his head and that is the exact reason why he sucks. Anyone who defends him is probably just some fan that has never met him and wants to continue pretending that he is God.
Pete Wentz is the epitomy of douche.
by Anti-Pete Fanclub April 14, 2006
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the over-rated bassist in the crap band 'Fall Out Boy'.
I can play bass better than him.and I'm 12.Apparently he's hot,but have you seen the size of him nose?!
PETE WENTZ SUCKS!
petewentzfan1089:oMg PeTe WeNtZ Is SoOoOoOoOo HoT!!!11!!!11!1
me: stfu n00b.
by i like toast. December 26, 2008
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Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome (also known as PWFS) is a recognised illness. Symptoms include:

=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.

=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.

=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.

=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.

Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Lewis? I didn't know he had Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome!

Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.
by Hello.Jay. November 30, 2009
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Crack Pipe Pete

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1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008
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