poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 22, 2006

Poop Stool

A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.

Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.

by niggasteve11 April 25, 2010

poop scar

Poop Scar is similar to a skid mark in that it is a fecal stain which appears in one's underwear due to poor wiping or an explosive fart. The difference is that a Poop Scar will remain after washing the under garment.

That Poop Scar will never go away due to the explosive nature of my shart.

by PoopScarFan December 15, 2015

Poop Axe

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

by Gunt Slammer June 23, 2011

poop smith

A character on HomeStarRunner.Com who doesn't say anything, he just shovels poo all day.

The Poop Smith really isn't a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.
-Home Star Runner

by Carlito October 19, 2004

nigger poop

An aborted fetus of African descent.

Person 1 - FUCK I MISCARRIED
Person 2 - LOL look at that mf nigger poop

by JeremiahChurds December 13, 2018

poop smile

The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.

Ryan: why you smiling?

Josh: I'm pooping bro.

Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.

Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.

Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!

Other:

Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?

Tonya: yeah why?

Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.

Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!

Courtney: game on bitch!

by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013