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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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boat race

Face (its ryming slang)
by Giles September 23, 2003
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Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".
I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.
by Dwane October 19, 2003
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u-boat

a submarine used in world war one and two
"omg the uboat is coming"
by Taylor Hewitt October 26, 2004
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Space Boat

Surely, if we can land a space boat on Mars.

When you look out the window of a space boat, you see entire countries, vast swaths of continents.

I fuck space bitches on my space boat.
by SantaFucksRaindeer December 3, 2014
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boat porn

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???
Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"
by Hal the boat porn wanker May 12, 2006
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Lil boat

rapper lil yachty's nickname. famous for hit singles like minesota, one night and i spy
Dre: My nigga!! lil boat raps are hard
leshaun: Ye they ayt!
by Dz mtl September 17, 2017
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