Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
by Newtonsgatorboy December 11, 2020
Get the Cooper Couchmug. by Nordic42 May 25, 2020
Get the Couch assmug. Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.
"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."
by ioscott February 20, 2009
Get the couch chinmug. Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).
"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."
by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012
Get the couch safetymug. by kjmorley March 7, 2008
Get the couch frogmug. See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
Get the Jumped the couchmug. by Chris Langner March 4, 2009
Get the couch jumpmug.