broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."
by Primate December 10, 2005
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Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.
Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
by Peter Calabrese September 03, 2007
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Broken Turtle Shell

As a girl is giving you a blow job, all of sudden she punches you in the balls
Dude, Stacy busted a broken turtle shell on me last night.
And it still hurts.
by Erik Knox May 15, 2007
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Broken Robot Syndrome

A state of consciousness. The Spinal Tap "11" version of a hangover. Delusional , mechanical, mentally-rusted "not right" feeling.
Man, i snorted mad addy and drank a lot of cheap whiskey at that co-op party. I can't account for like three hours of the evening or my journey home and I had broken robot syndrome this morning; tried to walk down the block and got confused.
by Akira Firetouch August 21, 2006
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Broken Red Heels

The movement that pushed back against the bullying and intimidation propagated by the Grotto Girls. Broken Red Heels are ALL the fans stepped- on and cyber- bullied by the Grotto Girls who want to be the official fan group for William White- a Tiktok creator. Fierce, brave and not afraid to speak her mind against bullies.
We are all broken red heels.
by Grottogirls October 09, 2021
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broken apple jack

an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 09, 2017
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