Dirty Nelson

A dirty Nelson is when a man puts there arm up a Mexican mans behind

Guy1 I’ll give you a dirty Nelson

Guy2 yes daddy

by EMMA is a girl May 11, 2020

Nelson's Law

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person raising the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athanasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.

by Jeremy Sear June 19, 2008

nelson eddies

A code name used to identify when someone has a nipple erection. (hard nipples)

Check out the chick walking in with the nelson eddies.
The lady next to you knows nelson eddies.

by Nelson Eddies January 22, 2010

neashe

to suck a dick; blowjob

"dude, that girl over there said she would neashe me if i shaved my pubes".

by Yigga Hoe March 12, 2010

Nelson

Child Molester, Who Plays Video Games to Much and tries to rape little girls he plays video games

"Man I was talking to that older guy when I found out later he was a Nelson"

by Pure Truth February 8, 2009

Nelson

An ugly mess that plays WOW

Nelson plays WOW

by nelsonator!!! November 9, 2010

Nesha

Nesha is a girl, well that’s a nice way of putting it. She is pure evil and is bound to break your trust or be a stupid bitch and go behind your back. She’s a typical mean girl but so much worse...

Nesha: get in loser, we’re going shopping
Girl: wait really? That’s like so dope!

Nesha: haha! Omg Chloe this stupid loser actually thinks I would let her sit in my car!
Chloe: omg like what even?!

by Tiffany bra November 22, 2019