Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—
Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.
by yOdAdAbEscared November 12, 2018
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pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.
-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net
by thinker2 April 09, 2015
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It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.
"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."
by Mr H20 August 20, 2022
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Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness
He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.
by Narflar January 20, 2015
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