A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
Net Planet is a Planet orbiting a star close to Earths.
Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.
vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.
Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
Net Planet is much like Earth however on Net Planets troposphere all the way to it’s thermosphere is no CO2 present (carbon dioxide)
Net Planet is currently known as fiction/non existent as no one knows where it really is except for a species known as vex.
vex are “aliens” that come from this planet, they are the only ones that know of it, however they do not know how to go back. They commonly try to ask people if they know how to get there but obviously since they are on Earth they don’t know that humans don’t know about it. Vex are being passed from Net to Earth to research however over the years the vex have forgotten their purpose. Vex look just like humans and have no actual power.
Vex have access to social media and commonly express their feelings on there.
by D3$P4C170 June 02, 2019
A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
by Wencher August 13, 2009
When you tell one person you love them and make them wait for you just in case you current relationship fails
Safty net: I'm dating Luke but I'm using carlos as a safety net just because I feel like Luke will leave me
by Mastermind$ June 29, 2015
Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
by Narflar January 20, 2015
Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024