Mustache ride

A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.

As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"

by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009

Red Mustache

Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.

My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.

by Harper Valentine March 22, 2010

refried mustache

when an obese woman with a mouth full of refried beans, is jackhammered orally -- errupting quantaties of bean out of the nostrils, settling on the upper lip.

I tried to kiss her, but her refried mustache smelt like tequila and feces

by mustache revival March 13, 2011

Mustache

A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by [e-mail] June 11, 2019

leg mustache

the hairs on the back of your ankle over your achiles that you sometimes miss shaving

"EW YOU HAVE A LEG MUSTACHE EWWWW"

by Meganmeganmegan January 23, 2009

Hilter Mustache

This phrase referring to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase being used to express a compared or a direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition put the Hilter mustache on me.

by come from Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

by MustachiodeMilk June 4, 2009