Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.

After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.

by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.

I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.

by chadd33 January 22, 2022

muddy rimjob

When the rimjob got a little more brown than it should.

“Yeah last weekend I gave Sam a muddy rimjob.”

by Lemonboolaiid March 15, 2024

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018