Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H

I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night

by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025

Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

muddy

A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Halifax Muddy Snow

When a woman takes a poo and doesn’t wipe, then the male in heterosexual intercourse ejaculates in the anal cavity of the woman, proceeds to eat out the woman’s anal cavity, therefore being a mix of brown and white.

‘You tryna run a Halifax Muddy Snow tonight?’

by Knobcrawler6000 October 26, 2025

the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.

Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.

by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 23, 2014