momsickle

A boyfriend or girlfriend you bring home only to please your mom.

No I don't like him. He is just my momsickle.

by EmbraScarz July 11, 2015

momstipated

When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.

Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.

Becca, I haven't been able to shit for days...I'm momstipated. They never let me shit in peace.

by Broken&DamagedGoods April 2, 2016

moobs

Man boobs!

Damn, he needs a bra, he's a B -cup....his moobs are huge!

by shawty_20_05 April 10, 2016

Moobs

-When a male has man boobs/breasts/tits.

-An overweight guy with man boobs.

That dude has a set of moobs.

by MOEnate April 22, 2016

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

Moobs

The pecks on a man aka man boobs... moobs

Oh my gosh, look at Joe's saggy moobs!

by Crazyduck21 November 21, 2016

moobs

The word is derived from the words "man" and "boobs". It occurs when a male is overweight causing the extra fat in the chest to look like a woman's breasts. It can also be caused by a man being extremely muscular causing his chest to enlarge to a point where the area looks like breasts.

Linda: "Do you see that mans moobs?"
Jessica: "Yes I do, they're quite sizable aren't they".

by Pancake Knight July 25, 2017