captain midnight

a black guy in the dark. he/she cannot be seen, but he/she is always there! x.X

ayo there was so many captain midnights all around me!

by wewt wewt March 12, 2003

midnight crisis

a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.

Joe is going out again - talk about a midnight crisis

by Eric Domeier December 26, 2007

midnight coffee

When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.

"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."

"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."

by Diban urctionary July 12, 2014

midnight rider

A midnight rider is a perfectly normal guy, who at the stroke of midnight becomes a flaming homosexual who rides a cock while making motorcycle sounds

I heard about that guy, every night he becomes the midnight rider

by master yoda August 27, 2014

Midnight Fall

One of the most rockin bands on the face of the earth. Hot boys who know how to make killer music.

MIDNIGHT FALL puts on a great show.

by MF FAN! December 4, 2005

midnight golfer

one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine

Dude you said that you would make out with
Ben Afflack?????

You are a total midnight golfer now

by Steve January 25, 2005

Midnight Pleasure

Referring to late night sex or masturbation. Usually includes the use of (but not limited to) dildos, strap-ons, and anal beads. May be gay or straight sex and can include any number of people.

Dude, anal beads are the best for Midnight Pleasure.

by antiradiant December 15, 2008