Maximus Bottomus

Slang for big butt head.

She / He has a Maximus Bottomus

by Sugnar August 12, 2021

maximus sleek

a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.

“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever”

by motigers November 23, 2021

Maximus

The Spaniard, a real gladiator. He is in peak-human physique, is an expert swordsman and hand-to-hand combatant, has excellent intelligenceand a master military strategist. Loves his family, and enjoys fighting his enemies.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

by Ryhethse November 24, 2021

Maximus

Maximus, hes the biggest rat. Mus in swedish is rat. And you know what we say about rats, smallest cock on earth

Maximus, is that not the ass mucle

by Smackman. November 24, 2021

MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?

How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!

by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022

Maximus

Maximus is a ugly guy. Hes a big jerk and hes rude! He has a pig snout occasionally a white cracker and believes in his White supremacy... He is a guy who hates furries and LGBTQ+. Maximus is a gut who you NEVER want to get involved with. He has pretty good comebacks have to admit but hes still a big JERK!

Girl: Can you help me with something?
Maximus: Shut yo bitch ass up.

by k_p_op March 25, 2022

Maximus

Maximus is a nice boy who enjoys being in large groups of girls. He’s not interested in dating them but genuinely would like to be their friend. He loves watermelon and when he likes something he often says "Object of appeal is so watermelon." While most people named Maximus go by Max, he uses his real name. He’s the short one in the group. He curses a lot and makes jokes that can sometimes or even often offend people, but he never means to upset anyone and is a great friend when you get to know him.

Friend: Maximus curses too much.
Me: He’s very nice though, when you get to know him well.
Friend: Yeah. He just curses and jokes a lot.

by lanie14 May 26, 2022